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[birdbrainy]

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[gdilevi]

[birdbrainy]

All this picture says to me is that rednecks are the only people really trying to solve their own problems. Don't got a swimming pool? Don't worry. We can fix that.

i see your cat whiskers gif and raise you

[gdilevi]

JHutch doesn't have good gifs unless JLaw is there to set him up

[punteireannach.insanejournal.com]

so you get this instead

smol

[gdilevi]

so smol

[gdilevi]

[gdilevi]

[chryseis]

Should they have dated back in Ilvermorny in that horrible way that children date?! Where they just hold hands and kind of feel really sick to their stomachs around each other haha

[birdbrainy]

omg and they went to a dance together and danced like a foot apart and blushed?

[smol.insanejournal.com]

tell me about your duck fuck

[birdbrainy]

HE IS HONESTLY BASICALLY CASH with, like. duck dynasty.

born trash af, family patented a rifle scope that ended up on a bunch of guns for competitive shooters, MADE BANK.

but they're terrible people and refuse to give back to their shitty poor community, so they just built a giant compound for their family and let's not think about how many guns they have. some day they're probably going to take over a federal bird reserve in oregon or something idk

but since the family made lots of money then robin discovered satellite tv and syfy original movies and mmos and basically became an indoor kid.

and also he's in larp and all i know is that he's basically a berserker who runs around shirtless and painted swinging two axes.

[momblogger]

http://asylums.insanejournal.com/gooseberry/46342.html?thread=2833670#t2833670

[birdbrainy]

Prefects make perfectly reasonable request for teenagers not to be alcoholics

Azurcrest is promptly the shittiest about it

[chryseis]

I'm sorry Nate is stuck with her. They've known each other too long. He can't shake her.

[birdbrainy]

I FUCKING LOVE IT STFU

plus he doesn't have any siblings, SHE IS HIS STAND IN SISTER.

levi's nate impression

[gdilevi]

[browbeats]

[chryseis]

The Trio is going to split an expensive bottle of wine before the Halloween party. This is Cricket telling, not asking.

[birdbrainy]

YES MOMS. nate will act like he appreciates teh expense of the wine.

[chryseis]

Can Nate please put Cricket in the hospital wing so I can make her all high on pain potions for REASONS?

[birdbrainy]

ohmygod he is going to feel SO AWFUL YES LET'S DO THIS

[princeprincess.insanejournal.com]

Psst want to have this horrible girl hassle poor sweet Nate at the dance. She needs to pick on more nice boys.

[birdbrainy]

YES DO IT, I DEMAND IT. I don't think Nate has an open comment on the dance, do you want me to do one so she can pick on him?

[momblogger]

Can Maggie send a dozen overpriced roses to Tabitha with Nate's name on them or has Nate already sent flowers?

[browbeats]

Do it maggie. Nate is a broke ass bitch and hasn't sent anything and he's never going to survive without his moms in the real world oh god.

[sheepish]

[hisshiss]

Man I really screwed up by not making that his animagus form didn't I

[sugiru]

HI. So, I know there are some goofy headcanons floating around about Takeru, like the candy eating stuff. CAN YOU THINK of anything else that's popped up about him that I have missed? I am highly receptive to enabling silliness.

[hisshiss]

UMMMM I'm not sure how many there are. I kind of just started imagining him as the easily distracted and lost member of the cabin once I just accepted that no one was ever going to play him :c

Though Ali did also say she ships takeru/Neil (they've never been seen anywhere because they're ALWAYS TOGETHER)

and I'm going to make dahlia one of his best friends, I'm just shoving her in the boys' cabin every time nate is having a platinum trio sleepover.

[momblogger]

[birdbrainy]

this is legitimately my fucking mother

[gdilevi]

maggie and nate thread in the arrival & prep section, y/y?

she's gonna be a control freak mom and then abandon him to barge into the tabitha-cricket room to take over there

[riledup]

LET'S DO IT DOG